Universe
Prime Universe

Real Name
Unrevealed

Aliases
Billy, Twinkie, Billy to the Rescue

Identity
Secret... sort of

Occupation
Student, fantasy football addict

Citizenship
U.S.A.

Place of Birth
Laurel, Maryland

Known Relatives
a lot

Group Affiliation
Boy Scouts of America

Education
10th grade+

Height
5' 11"

Weight
180 lbs.

Eyes
Brown

Hair
Brown

Powers
None

Abilities
Procrastination, improvisation, and spelling.

Weapons
Sharp wit and dull pencils.

Paraphernalia
My formerly broken, double-jointed right thumb that makes a clicking noise at will.

First Appearance
Exactly six years before Colombia decided that it would include the estimated value of its illegal drug crops in its gross national product.

Origin
I'm really not sure, as I'm disowned by some of my family.